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Everything But The Dad Jokes Cookie
At A Glance
Serving Temp: 🔥 Warm
Single Price: $4.99
Category: Weekly Rotating Special
LTO Surcharge: $0.00
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🔥 Warm Weekly Rotating Special ⭐ 4.7 Rating

Everything But The Dad Jokes Cookie

A playful sweet-and-salty medley cookie packed with pretzel bits, potato chip crumbles, butterscotch drops, and semi-sweet chocolate.

Executive Pastry Chef Review (Elena Rostova)

"The ultimate comfort kitchen sink cookie. The crunch of salty pretzels and potato chips cuts through the rich butterscotch sugars brilliantly."

⚠️ Allergen Information

⚠️ Gluten/Wheat⚠️ Milk/Dairy⚠️ Eggs⚠️ Soy

Cross-contact disclaimer: Crumbl bakeries share floor mixers, baking pans, and ovens. People with severe allergies to wheat, milk, eggs, peanuts, or tree nuts should exercise caution.

🔥 Reheating & Freezing Instructions

Oven Revival: 350°F (175°C) for 3 minutes to revive pretzel crunchiness.

Freezer Storage: Wrap individually; freeze up to 60 days.

Nutrition Facts & Macro Breakdown

Nutrition values calculated using FDA food labeling standards for Everything But The Dad Jokes Cookie. Crumbl defines 1 cookie as 4 servings (1/4 cookie each).

Nutrient Metric Per 1/4 Serving (Approx 38g) Per Whole Cookie (Approx 155g) % Daily Value (Whole)
Calories 178 kcal 710 kcal 36%
Total Fat 7.8g 31g 41%
Saturated Fat 4.0g 16g 90%
Sodium 85mg 340mg 14%
Total Carbohydrates 23.0g 92g 35%
Dietary Sugars 14.0g 56g --
Protein 2.0g 8g 16%
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